I like to keep my friends close…
…and my beard material closer.
The Chairman
RSStruly sickening to see this unfold. Especially the lack of action to even attempt to stop these savages. Standing around and taking video and some just walking right past the murderers while shooting the video. So they were armed with two knives and a GUN (gun free UK?) and waited for police to arrive after standing by to witness their own countryman be butchered? No American would have stood for that, ever.
Are you serious right now? Those guys wouldn’t have survived two minutes in this country if they stuck around the crime scene.
Unbelievable.
(Source: rapewhistled)
I hope the Twins didn’t let the door hit them on the way out…
“And I think it’s gonna be a long, long time;
Til touchdown brings me back round again…
…I’m a rocketman…”
#scooter #rocketman #eltonjohn #badass #motorbike
I came across this guy at Steak ‘N Shake the other night…classy.
#steaknshake #rail #railing #leaning #guy #man #pinkshirt
She’s so creepy.
#dog #puppy #chihuahua #troll #creepy #animal #bigears #sleepy #tired #odd #weirdo #devil #satan
general psa:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
Some corporate vehicles have stickers that read “How’s my driving?”
These guys should have them that say “How’s my parking?”
Either way, there’s their number…
#badparking #poorparking #orlando #florida #asshole #horribleparking @horribleparking #theparkingshark
reasons to love america:
1. freedom
2. puppies
3. puppies with freedom
(Source: evenmyerrorsarecorrect)
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
(Source: thesnowinthedarkness)
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
(Source: jape-art)
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
#tumblr #funny #google #map #directions #booty #googlemaps
About The Chairman
My life is full of Atlanta Braves baseball, off-color humor, good music, great people, and superfluous profanity.
Welcome aboard.
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