Witchcraft.

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mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

(via srakate)

fuckingflorida:

What
The
Fuck


Found at a yard sale in Clearwater

fuckingflorida:

#LoveFL

  • Snowden:*leaks the scope and depth of the governments spying operation and flagrant violations of civil liberties*

  • Public:Who cares? If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear!

  • Donald Sterling:*has his private conversation leaked without his consent*

  • Public:OMG that white racist needs to lose his team! Racists have no right to privacy, and anyone that disagrees is a bigot!

  • JLaw, et al.:*nudes get leaked*

  • Public:This is an outrage! Where is their right to privacy!?! As always, men are to blame for perpetuating this kind of misogyny.

  • freexcitizen:

    America, land of the let me see your permit, home of let me see your permit

    (via freexcitizen)

  • waitress:i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks

  • waitress:sir please stop cyring

  • fulllblownrose:

    It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

    (via acupofsubtletea)

    dirty-gunz:

    I really do find peace in going out to the range. Under my earpro and snugged up against my rifle, Im focused on my breathing, I am focused on my movement. I am focused on squeezing a trigger. I dont have to worry about anything else in the world thats going on. That is why I really get worked up when someone interjects with my shooting. In other words, when im shooting, do not interrupt. This kills my vibe.

    mahimahi713:

    cannibals-insomnia:

    I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

    "how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

    No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

    "cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

    I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

    I was about to go off on you

    (via kemp1991)

    equestrianrepublican:

madbeardedviking:

Zero fucks given.

Both of them are moronic.

    equestrianrepublican:

    madbeardedviking:

    Zero fucks given.

    Both of them are moronic.

    (via globalabortion)

    http://cumsoline.tumblr.com/post/96236911727/this-may-not-be-a-too-popular-opinion-but

    cumsoline:

    This may not be a too popular opinion, but honestly, it’s gotten to the point that I don’t give a fuck about guns as anything but tools for self-defense. Recreation is cool and all, but they’re just hammers and shovels to me now. There’s no special appeal. I don’t particularly care about their…

    ohh-miss-lady:

vxpo:

tin-d0g:

xeansan:

camerongale:

drakensberg:

ttthegingerqueer:

Just filled out my health insurance forms!

yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!

I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”
There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex
Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.
In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.

Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.

No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.

This is so important.


Special snowflake status

Special snowflake status ftw

    ohh-miss-lady:

    vxpo:

    tin-d0g:

    xeansan:

    camerongale:

    drakensberg:

    ttthegingerqueer:

    Just filled out my health insurance forms!

    yeah!!! fucking around with health insurance forms!!!!

    I hate when people complain about “oh health forms are stupid they want my biological sex instead of my gender!!!!” or “they only have male or female!!!”

    There’s a reason for that, you dumb fucks, and they’re referring to biological sex

    Different health risks are present in different sexes, and whatever gender is in your head does not change the fact that if you were born female, you have a higher risk for certain cancers and osteoporosis, and if you were born male you have a higher risk for heart disease and often a shorter lifespan than a female.

    In other words, your biological sex is an important factor in health and health insurance, and your special snowflake status doesn’t change that.

    Coulda said it nicer but it’s true; it’s about health.

    No. There gets a point where nice doesn’t work. There’s too many stupid ass angsty teens on here that are gonna get themselves seriously hurt or sick because they wanna be a special fucking snowflake. Lemme tell you a thing. Doctors don’t give a flying fuck what you identify as. All they want to know is do you have two X chromosomes or an XY? Because cancer and lupus and certain medicines don’t give a flying fuck what pronouns you use. This is about your fucking LIFE. stop being angsty for TWELVE SECONDS because when you’re in an ambulance or going into cardiac arrest or whatever the situation may be, it’s ESSENTIAL that you get your head out of your ass long enough to tell them your BIOLOGICAL SEX that you were BORN WITH. It literally may save your life.

    This is so important.

    Special snowflake status

    Special snowflake status ftw

    Isis is at our gates and that JERK in Washington wants to disarm us. Is this to assist his Islamic brothers? Lock and load brothers and sisters and hold the line.
    (via americas-liberty)

    (via americas-liberty)